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orangeitnblack:

fuckyeah-alexvause:

o-i-t-n-b:

How to get a girlfriend:

  1. Go up to her and say, “Before I met you, the sun was like a yellow grape, but now it looks like fire in the sky. Why? Because you light a fire inside me.”
  2. Nickname her “Dandelion”
  3. Tell her you’d throw your pie for her, and then proceed to do so, in a violent manner, toward a fellow near said conquest.

and whatever you do, DO NOT piss on the floor of her shared bunk while she sleeps

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invisiblechickens:

twigfingers:

bornforthismiserybusiness:

profoak:

how does porn make money if i can literally just search free porn

How do musicians make money when you can literally just download free music?

Musicians make a lot of money from touring

when’s the last time you went to a live porn concert

yesterday with ur mom



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"sanity and happiness are an impossible combination"
— Mark Twain



tastysynapse:

Wilfred Episode Quotes [Season 1 | Season 2 | Season 3 | Season 4]



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boneykneessleepyeyes:

This panning shot absolutely killed me. But that was a fantastic finale. #wilfred



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"I just want to be alone."

“No, you want to be with Wilfred.



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mybloodyicecream:

One of the best endings to a show ever.
Congrats on a successful show, Wilfred.



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kingkristoffs:

petitetiaras’ Couples Challenge: Day Four
  ↳ Last Impressions: Ariel & Eric



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more-red-more-blue-more-beer:

lyxdelsic:

boys unbuckling their belts is the hottest thing in the world tbh

i read this as “seat belts” and i was like “no stay safe”



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